#--------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents his interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship or research.# #----------------------------------------------------------------------------# Song title: How To Make Gravy EP: How To Make Gravy Other Album: Songs From The South Words and Music by Paul Kelly Copyright © 1997 Mushroom Records Pty Limited Published by Mushroom Music Publishing Pty Limited Transcribed by Gavin Chart (www.gartfrets.net) NOTES: The basic figure for the verses is the three chords in the intro, which are quite easy to play despite their names. The first two strings are played open so the chord names become complex. Note how the A and B chords are played with open 1st, 2nd and 6th strings. The last verse and coda are played out over the INTRO chords. Practise playing the figure to a steady beat while narrating the story. PK inserts a lot of words into each line, when he's in story-telling mode, so see if you can find a live recording to hear how it's done. INTRO: Chords: E 022100 F#m7sus4 044200 Emaj7 066400 [play: 4/4| E | F#m7sus4 | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 |] [x2] VERSE1: Chords: E 022100 Aadd9 077600 F#m7sus4 044200 Badd11 099800 Emaj7 066400 | E | F#m7sus4 | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 Hello Dan, it's Joe here, I hope you're keeping well | E | F#m7sus4 | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 It's the 21st of December, now they're ringing the last bell | Aadd9 | Badd11 | Aadd9 | Badd11 If I get good behaviour, I'll be out of here by July | E | F#m7sus4 | Emaj7 F#m7sus4 Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas day, plea___ease don't let them cry [| E | F#m7sus4 | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 |] [x2] for me VERSE2: Chords: E 022100 Aadd9 077600 F#m7sus4 044200 Badd11 099800 Emaj7 066400 | E | F#m7sus4 I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 And Stella's flying in from the coast | E | F#m7sus4 They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 But that won't stop the roast | Aadd9 | Badd11 Who's gonna make the gravy now? | Aadd9 | Badd11 I bet it won't taste the same | E | F#m7sus4 | Emaj7 Just add flour, salt, a little red wine and don't forget a dollop of | F#m7sus4 tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang VERSE3: Chords: E 022100 Aadd9 077600 F#m7sus4 044200 Badd11 099800 Emaj7 066400 | E | F#m7sus4 And give my love to Angus, and to Frank and Dolly | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 Tell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time | E | F#m7sus4 And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 | E | F#m7sus4 | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 | Early Christmas morning when I'm standing in line | E | F#m7sus4 | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own | E | F#m7sus4 Do you remember the last one, what was his name again? | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 Aah, just a little too much cologne! | Aadd9 | Badd11 And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger | Aadd9 | Badd11 'Cos there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight VERSE4: Chords: E 022100 Aadd9 077600 F#m7sus4 044200 Badd11 099800 Emaj7 066400 | E | F#m7sus4 Oh praise the baby Jesus, have a merry Christmas | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash | E | F#m7sus4 And later in the evening, I can just imagine | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back | E | F#m7sus4 And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 Just don't hold her too close, oh brother, please don't stab me in the back | E | F#m7sus4 I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact | E | F#m7sus4 You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat | E | F#m7sus4 Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 Tell 'em all I'm sorry, and kiss the sleepy children for me | E | F#m7sus4 You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all | E | F#m7sus4 | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 | back CODA: Chords: E 022100 F#m7sus4 044200 Emaj7 066400 | F#m7sus4 | E | F#m7sus4 | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 | I'm gonna pay 'em all back | F#m7sus4 | E | F#m7sus4 | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 | I'm gonna pay 'em all back | Emaj7 I'll be making gravy | F#m7sus4 | E | F#m7sus4 | Emaj7 | F#m7sus4 | I'll gonna pay 'em all back etc... [end on E when you want to]