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Song title:       Fake Mexican Tourist Blues
Original Album:   Odd Ditties
Other Album:      Whatevershebringswesing (bonus track on 2003 re-issue)

Words and Music by Kevin Ayers
Copyright © 1972 Blackhill Music Limited
Published by EMI Music Publishing Limited

Transcribed by Gavin Chart (www.gartfrets.net)


INTRO:
Chords:
C7 x32310
F  x33211

[play: 4/4| C7 | F |]



VERSE1:
Chords:
C7 x32310
F  x33211


    | C7                       | F
Hey,  mister, would you like my  sister? 

                | C7                         | F
Her name is Jua - nita, I think you'd like to  meet her.

                  | C7                    | F
She's a little bit  risky, drinking always  whisky. 

                  | C7            | F
But she's really a  tiger, let you  ride inside her.



CHORUS1:
Chords:
Bb  xx0331
C   x32010
F   x33211


| Bb       | C          | F
  Hey, Jua - nita, yo te  quiero.

  | C7                         | F
Te  quiero, querida Juanita, a - mor



VERSE2:
Notes:
Play as for VERSE1.

Chords:
Bb  xx0331
C   x32010
F   x33211


| Bb       | C          | F
Hey, mister, got another sister

Her name is Dolores, she likes pretty colores;

She's a little bit silly, eating always chili;

But she's very sexy, take her home in her taxi.



CHORUS2:
Notes:
Play as for CHORUS1.


Hey, Dolores, yo te quiero

Te quiero, querida, Dolores, amor



VERSE3:
Notes:
Play as for VERSE1.


Hey, brother, what about my mother?

She's only just forty; she's especially naughty. 

She knows a lot a tricks, more than the younger chicks.

And if you don't like my mother, I got a very nice brother.



CHORUS3:
Chords:
Bb  xx0331    F   x33211
C   x32010    C7  x32310


| Bb       | C          | F
  Hey, Jua - nita, yo te  quiero.

  | C7                         | F
Te  quiero, querida Juanita, a - mor




OUTRO:
Chords:
Bb  xx0331
C   x32010
F   x33211


| Bb       | C         | F
  Hey, Jua - nita, Jua - nita Banana

| Bb       | C              | F
  Hey, Jua - nita, would you  hold my banana; 

   | Bb      | C                     | F
I'd  like it   now, I don't mean man - ana.